Shark Quotes

142 Shark quotes by 111 unique authors

I do my very best to avoid shark fin. — Anthony Bourdain
I've sat looking down into a volcano that could blow at any moment; I've helped catch a shark and several rattlesnakes; I let a tarantula… — Alan Alda
I am not a demon. I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. — Nicolas Cage
I'm like a shark. I've got to be constantly moving. — Kenny Chesney
I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches… — Axl Rose
Stop saying athletes do it for the love of the game. They do it for the love of their 32-room mansion with the live shark… — Bill Maher
There's still a lot of people out there who think the only good shark is a dead shark. — Brian Skerry
There are three points of doctrine the belief of which forms the foundation of all morality. The first is the existence of God; the second… — John Quincy Adams
Life is little more than a loan shark: It exacts a very high rate of interest for the few pleasures it concedes — Luigi Pirandello
Being able to turn to Jesus after the shark attack kept me alive. — Bethany Hamilton
Royal Young has accomplished a rare feat in his fresh and riveting debut: he manages to recount his fascinating youth and unconventional family with a… — Kristen Johnston
Does anyone know a word that rhymes with shark? — Mike Birbiglia
My dad was kind of a pool shark and had a Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin thing going on. I've always been fascinated by the fifties… — Dylan McDermott
The only thing on the mind of a shark is to eat. — Lil Wayne
What's the inside of a shark smell like? I always thought it would smell like chicken. — Judd Hirsch
If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one — Tea Leoni
Hand me down the shark repellent Bat-Spray! — Adam West
There is a big difference between a disappointing friend and a deadly enemy. Of course the Democrats are disappointing. That's what makes them Democrats. If… — Bill Maher
Annoyance and pathos warred in my breast, and after a short struggle, annoyance punched pathos in the snout like the voracious shark it was. — Kate Elliott
Man Swims in Shark Infested Waters, Forgets He's Shark Food. — Gary Larson
Seafood is simply a socially acceptable form of bush meat. We condemn Africans for hunting monkeys and mammalian and bird species from the jungle yet… — Paul Watson
He doesn't move his face when he talks. His eyes are like shark eyes. Dead. — Carrie Fisher
There is no fire like passion, there is no shark like hatred, there is no snare like folly, there is no torrent like greed. — Gautama Buddha
Interesting fact: a shark will only attack you if you’re wet. — Sean Lock
I'm a blowfish. I'm not a shark, I'm a blowfish. So that perfect example about me hitting my head [he walked into a street sign… — Kanye West

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