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Shark Quotes by Gary Larson
- Man Swims in Shark Infested Waters, Forgets He's Shark Food.
- You always hear a headline like this, 'Man Killed By Shark', you never hear it from the other perspective, 'Man Swims in Shark Infested Waters,…
More Shark Quotes
- I've sat looking down into a volcano that could blow at any moment; I've helped catch a shark and several rattlesnakes; I… — Alan Alda
- I am not a demon. I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid… — Nicolas Cage
- I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece… — Axl Rose
- There's still a lot of people out there who think the only good shark is a dead shark. — Brian Skerry
- Life is little more than a loan shark: It exacts a very high rate of interest for the few pleasures it concedes — Luigi Pirandello
- My dad was kind of a pool shark and had a Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin thing going on. I've always been fascinated… — Dylan McDermott
- Annoyance and pathos warred in my breast, and after a short struggle, annoyance punched pathos in the snout like the voracious shark… — Kate Elliott
- One shark turned to the other to say he was fed up chasing tuna and the other said, 'Why don't we go… — Ann Winterton