"You always hear a headline like this, 'Man……" — Gary Larson
"You always hear a headline like this, 'Man Killed By Shark', you never hear it from the other perspective, 'Man Swims in Shark Infested Waters, Forgets He's Shark Food'."
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41 Quotes by Gary Larson
Gary Larson has 41 quotes on this site.
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What is that mountain goat doing way up here in the clouds?
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The picture's pretty bleak, gentlemen... The world's climates are changing, the mammals are taking over, and we all have a…
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I don't believe in the concept of hell, but if I did I would think of it as filled with…
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I've always considered music stores to be the graveyards of musicians.
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Man Swims in Shark Infested Waters, Forgets He's Shark Food.
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Things can be low on the food chain, but that doesn't mean they're lowly...
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I think I'm maintaining the quality, but internally I'm paying for it.
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On Career Day in high school, you don't walk around looking for the cartoon guy.
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Of course, living in an all-glass house has its disadvantages...but you should see the birds smack it.
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The great thing about this jungle of ours is that anyone of you could grow up to be Lord of…
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We judge plants and animals by whether they're entertaining to us. We...
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The fuel light's on, Frank! We're all going to die! Wait, wait... Oh, my mistake - that's the intercom light.
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More Always Hear Quotes
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For a person as obsessed with music as I am, I always hear a song in the back of my…
— Bjork
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When I was 14, I thought I looked terrible. I wore these typical Slavic shoes with metal bottoms so you…
— Marina Abramovic
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Behind the proscenium arch, you can't always hear what people in the audience are saying.
— Billy Connolly
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I have the worst ear for criticism, even when I have created a stage set I like, I always hear…
— Cecil Beaton
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Always hear the 'Yes' in the 'No'.
— Marshall B. Rosenberg
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You always hear the phrase, money doesn't buy you happiness. But I always in the back of my mind figured…
— Sergey Brin
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We who are quotatious are never truly alone, but always hear the cheerful flow of remarks made by dead writers…
— Joseph Epstein
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When Billie Holiday sings a song, I hear the song, but I always hear her and her truth.
— Tom Wopat
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But there is that certain something about wanting to do the will of God. If one is sincere and if…
— Maria von Trapp
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When there is a river in your growing up, you probably always hear it
— Ann Zwinger
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You always hear these stories of how Hollywood is so merciless on composers and how they all get beaten up.…
— Hans Zimmer
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May I always hear that you are following the guidance of that blessed Spirit that will lead you into all…
— Francis Scott Key
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