Gary Larson Quotes
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What is that mountain goat doing way up here in the clouds?
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The picture's pretty bleak, gentlemen... The world's climates are changing, the mammals are taking over, and we all have a brain about the size of…
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I don't believe in the concept of hell, but if I did I would think of it as filled with people who were cruel to…
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I've always considered music stores to be the graveyards of musicians.
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Man Swims in Shark Infested Waters, Forgets He's Shark Food.
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Things can be low on the food chain, but that doesn't mean they're lowly...
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I think I'm maintaining the quality, but internally I'm paying for it.
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On Career Day in high school, you don't walk around looking for the cartoon guy.
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Of course, living in an all-glass house has its disadvantages...but you should see the birds smack it.
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The great thing about this jungle of ours is that anyone of you could grow up to be Lord of the apes.
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We judge plants and animals by whether they're entertaining to us. We...
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The fuel light's on, Frank! We're all going to die! Wait, wait... Oh, my mistake - that's the intercom light.
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By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect 'Hungry'...
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Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money.
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I never liked my own species. On why so many of his comics are about animals, in an interview.
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Thunderstick?... You actually said, 'Thunderstick?'... That, my friend is a Winchester 30.06.
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The problem, Mr. Fudd, is that you've been having a sublimal effect on everyone in the factory. We're proud of our product, Mr. Fudd, and…
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Hot oil! We need hot oil!... Forget the water balloons!
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I get a couple cups of coffee into me and weird things just start to happen.
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You know those little snow globes that you shake up? I always thought my brain was sort of like that. You know, where you just…
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