Darald Quotes
- God put our mouths on our head for a reason. No! -Darald — Forgetting Sarah Marshall
- Peter Bretter: Maybe this is a sign from God that I should forget her. Darald: Maybe this is a sign that you should be *with*… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall
- Peter Bretter: How are things going with the lady? Darald: Not awesome. She's complicated, like the Da Vinci Code, except harder to crack. — Forgetting Sarah Marshall
- Darald: What's the state fish of Hawaii? Dwayne the Bartender: The Humuhumunukunukuapua'a. Yeah, bitch — Forgetting Sarah Marshall
- You have Christ between your thighs... only with a shorter beard. -Darald — Forgetting Sarah Marshall
- Let me just say that if God was a city planner he would not put a playground next to a sewage system! -Darald — Forgetting Sarah Marshall
- Off to find the mythical clitoris! -Darald — Forgetting Sarah Marshall