"Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens.……" — Bill Bailey

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• If a working class Englishman saw a bloke drive past in a Rolls-Royce, he'd say to himself "Come the social… — Kerry Packer
• I say to the young blokes, when you get asked for an autograph, don't knock it back because there'll be… — Unknown Author
• Gaddafi's a great bloke. The media only show the bad things. I used to go round his house. His son's… — Unknown Author
• I think that the ordinary bloke has an instinctive sense that it wouldn't be too bad if the weather warmed… — Nigel Lawson
• Joke number 1, I have a bit of a problem with jokes, bit of a handicap for a comedian obviously,… — Bill Bailey
• I love how the men stand around cooking the barbie while the women have done all the work beforehand doing… — Curtis Stone
• One day he (Einstein) said that the only mechanical force more powerful than steam, electricity and atomic energy is will.… — Jose Mourinho
• Anna Karenina is just a story about a woman falling in love with a bloke who is not her husband.… — Hanif Kureishi
• There is no such thing as 'social gambling.' Either you are there to cut the other bloke's heart out and… — Robert A. Heinlein
• The first thing is to be patient, which is probably the hardest thing to do. Don't worry if blokes are… — Shane Warne

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