Pub Quotes

101 quotes by 89 authors

In my hometown there is a pub named after me - The Frome Flyer on Jenson Avenue. How cool is that?! — Jenson Button
To clink glasses of a freshly made, seasonal beer, preferably in a pub or garden, with friends and perhaps new acquaintances, is a ritual that… — Michael Jackson
My selective memory of what drinking was like told me that standing at the bar in a pub, on a summer's evening with a long,… — Eric Clapton
Joke number 1, I have a bit of a problem with jokes, bit of a handicap for a comedian obviously, um, I tend to bail… — Bill Bailey
Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from it would be exploitative. — Bill Bailey
Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!! — Bill Bailey
I do have the ability to explore life and to be over the moon at the smallest thing - a few pints and a craic… — Colin Farrell
I was shocked by the amount of Welsh people in L.A. We'd go to this British pub to watch the 'Six Nations' early in the… — Matthew Rhys
If your version of pub food is microwaving a pie and some baked beans, then yeah, it's really complicated cooking. But if it's just about… — Tom Kerridge
One of my beliefs is that there are certain institutions within a community which stand for the spirit and heart of that community, there's the… — David Soul
The weekend break had begun with the usual resentment and had continued with half-repressed ill humour. It was, of course, his fault. He had been… — P.D. James
We were never a band that did 96 takes of the same thing. I had heard of groups that were into that kind of excess… — Jimmy Page
We played every bar, party, pub, hotel lounge, church hall, mining town - places that made Mad Max territory look like a Japanese garden. — Michael Hutchence
When all is said, its atmosphere [England's] still contains fewer germs of aggression and brutality per cubic foot in a crowded bus, pub or queue… — Arthur Koestler
People will be able to raise their concerns: what are local officers doing about the drug dealing in the local park? What's happening about the… — Theresa May
If I listened to my instincts, I'd be down at the pub chasing women, not under a 400 pound bar squatting — Dorian Yates
My parents had a pub and each Sunday there was an accordionist. They have told me that when I was in my cradle, I already… — Toots Thielemans
You can feel as brave as Columbus starting for the unknown the first time you enter a Chinese lane full of boys laughing at you,… — Ella Maillart
You get respect in society if you are aggressive. If you fight then people respect you. If you fight back, people like you for that… — Richey Edwards
The scarily brilliant Romantic poet and visionary William Blake dared to say what many of us have perhaps thought but kept to ourselves: â€œA good… — Brian D. McLaren

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