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Pub Quotes by Bill Bailey
- Joke number 1, I have a bit of a problem with jokes, bit of a handicap for a comedian obviously, um, I tend to bail…
- Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.
- Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!!
- Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.
- Three women walk into a pub and say, `Hooray, we've colonised a male-dominated joke format'
More Pub Quotes
- I do have the ability to explore life and to be over the moon at the smallest thing - a few pints… — Colin Farrell
- I was shocked by the amount of Welsh people in L.A. We'd go to this British pub to watch the 'Six Nations'… — Matthew Rhys
- I start really missing London when I go away. I have a little flat, but very central. I live above a pub… — Ellie Goulding
- Between sixteen and eighteen, I was singing anywhere I could, in bars or down at the pub. — Rita Ora
- In my hometown there is a pub named after me - The Frome Flyer on Jenson Avenue. How cool is that?! — Jenson Button
- To clink glasses of a freshly made, seasonal beer, preferably in a pub or garden, with friends and perhaps new acquaintances, is… — Michael Jackson
- My selective memory of what drinking was like told me that standing at the bar in a pub, on a summer's evening… — Eric Clapton
- Joke number 1, I have a bit of a problem with jokes, bit of a handicap for a comedian obviously, um, I… — Bill Bailey