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Pubs Quotes by Bill Bailey
- Joke number 1, I have a bit of a problem with jokes, bit of a handicap for a comedian obviously, um, I tend to bail…
- Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.
- Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!!
- Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.
- Three women walk into a pub and say, `Hooray, we've colonised a male-dominated joke format'
More Pubs Quotes
- In my hometown there is a pub named after me - The Frome Flyer on Jenson Avenue. How cool is that?! — Jenson Button
- When I die, I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin.… — J P Donleavy
- The Puritanical nonsense of excluding children and therefore to some extent women from pubs has turned these places into mere boozing shops… — George Orwell
- To clink glasses of a freshly made, seasonal beer, preferably in a pub or garden, with friends and perhaps new acquaintances, is… — Michael Jackson
- My selective memory of what drinking was like told me that standing at the bar in a pub, on a summer's evening… — Eric Clapton
- You meet a better class of person in pubs, — Oliver Reed
- Joke number 1, I have a bit of a problem with jokes, bit of a handicap for a comedian obviously, um, I… — Bill Bailey
- Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from it would… — Bill Bailey