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Jokes Quotes by Bill Bailey
- Joke number 1, I have a bit of a problem with jokes, bit of a handicap for a comedian obviously, um, I tend to bail…
- Three women walk into a pub and say, `Hooray, we've colonised a male-dominated joke format'
- My first job was selling doors, door to door. That's a tough job isn't it? Bing Bong; Hello, can I interest you in a- oh…
- There's more evil in the charts than in an Al-Qaeda suggestion box.
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