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Comedy Quotes by Bill Bailey
- Without the beat in the background, Jazz basically sounds like an armadillo was let loose on the keyboard
- The BBC did a survey of the top 50 things to do before we die. Not while we're still alive, before we die.
- American rock has a sort of self-pitying whine to it.
- It's true. Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide.
- My first job was selling doors, door to door. That's a tough job isn't it? Bing Bong; Hello, can I interest you in a- oh…
- There's more evil in the charts than in an Al-Qaeda suggestion box.
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