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Comedy Quotes by Bill Hicks
- Good comedy helps people know they're not alone. Great comedy provides an answer.
- Let's do some comedy. I always like to add some comedy to my show. Those who've seen me before might know that.
- Writing, acting, music, comedy. A deep love of literature and books. Thank God for all the artists who've helped me.
- 'Where's Bill going?' He's going to comedy death. Boom! He pops out of it with another joke. It's my particular style.
- Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.
- I'm a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.
- I don't do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band.
- I don't like anything in the mainstream and they don't like me.
- When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.
- The best kind of comedy to me is when you make people laugh at things they've never laughed at, and also take a light into…
- Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing…
- I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can beat up your dad." I'd say…
- The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions
- Let me tell you about gays in the military. I don't want any gay people hanging around me while I'm killing kids. I just don't…
- I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. 'I think the puppet on the right shares my beliefs.' 'I think the puppet…
- You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian Gulf war those intelligence reports would come out: Iraq: incredible…
- Nazis are for the New Age concern.
- You believe the world's 12 thousand years old? "That's right." Okay I got one word to ask you, a one word question, ready? "Uh huh."…
- Dinosaur fossils? God put those there to test our faith." Thank God I'm strapped in right now here man. I think God put you here…
- Does anyone here work in advertising or marketing? Well if you do, when you get home take a gun shoot yourself. No bullshit, I'm not…
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