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- How do I know the Bible isn't the word of God? Well if it was the word of God it would be clear and easy…
- Good comedy helps people know they're not alone. Great comedy provides an answer.
- I don't get along with anything, I really don't...I'm, I'm, maybe I'm just a, you know, incredibly tasteful human being.
- I was just down in Dallas, Texas...the Assassination Museum...it's really accurate, you know, 'cause Oswald's not in it.
- Let's do some comedy. I always like to add some comedy to my show. Those who've seen me before might know that.
- Marijuana grows naturally...Don't you think making nature against the law seems a bit, I don't know, unnatural?
- Oh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you.
- You know what I hate about working? Bosses...The very idea that ANYONE could be my boss, well...I think you see the conflict.
- Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks.
- I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, 'What's wrong?' Nothing. 'Well, it takes more energy to frown than…
- I love the Pope, I love seeing him in his Pope-Mobile, his three feet of bullet proof plexi-glass. That's faith in action folks! You know…
- You know all the money we spend on nuclear weapons and defense every year? Trillions of dollars? Correct? Trillions. Instead, if we spent that money…
- I have something to tell you non-smokers that I know for a fact that you don't know, and I feel it's my duty to pass…
- Mister, I don't want no trouble. I just came downtown here to get some hard rock candy for my kids, some gingham for my wife.…
- It's really weird how your life changes. Tonight I'm drinking water. Four years ago? Opium. Night and day, you know?
- Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.
- I began working quite young, writing, growing, maturing, always striving to top myself - to make people laugh hard at things they know and believe…
- I'm glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you know what happened to me? I laid in a field…
- Folks, it's time to evolve. That's why we're troubled. You know why our institutions are failing us, the church, the state, everything's failing? It's because,…
- I loved when Bush came out and said, 'We are losing the war against drugs.' You know what that implies? There's a war being fought,…
- I'm not into those kind of rivalries. I remember standing out in front of Stratford, minding my own business. Carload of about eighty kids would…
- You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian Gulf war those intelligence reports would come out: Iraq: incredible…
- You know all that money we spend on the military ever year -- trillions of dollars? Instead, if we use this money to feed and…
- I'm gonna share with you a vision that I had, cause I love you. And you feel it. You know all that money we spend…
- You believe the world's 12 thousand years old? "That's right." Okay I got one word to ask you, a one word question, ready? "Uh huh."…
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