Bill Hicks Quotes

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• I used to drink, I did. I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I'd get pulled over by the cops, I'd be…
• Pot is a better drug than alcohol. I'll prove it to you. You're at a ball game or a concert, and someone's really violent and…
• You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That's like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on.
• Music is a great energizer. It's a language everybody knows.
• How do I know the Bible isn't the word of God? Well if it was the word of God it would be clear and easy…
• That's why I always recommend a psychedelic experience because it makes you realize that all you've learned is in fact just learned and not necessarily…
• To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake.
• BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You're not a human being until you're in my phone book.
• Don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.
• Isn’t that weird, we’ve made nature against the law. That’s how un-natural we’ve become.
• What does an atheist scream when they come?
• We'll see who believes in me now. I am the Prankster God – I am killing me!
• Yesterday, some hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shaftesbury.
• No one knows what it's like … to be a dustbin … in Shaftesbury … with hooligans …
• All your beliefs, they're just that. They're nothing. They're how you were taught and raised. That doesn't make 'em real.
• All day long you see those commercials: 'Here's Your Brain, Just Say No'...and the next commercial is: 'This Bud's For You.'
• Are gun rights advocates arguing that roving gangs...shooting innocent bystanders constitutes a 'well-regulated militia'?
• Been on what I call my Flying Saucer Tour--appearing in small Southern towns--in front of handfuls of hillbillies.
• Billy Ray Cyrus does not smoke. Michael Bolton doesn't...Paula Abdul doesn't...there does seem to be a pattern.
• If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.

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