Bill Hicks Quotes
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I used to drink, I did. I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I'd get pulled over by the cops, I'd be…
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Pot is a better drug than alcohol. I'll prove it to you. You're at a ball game or a concert, and someone's really violent and…
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You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That's like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on.
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Music is a great energizer. It's a language everybody knows.
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How do I know the Bible isn't the word of God? Well if it was the word of God it would be clear and easy…
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That's why I always recommend a psychedelic experience because it makes you realize that all you've learned is in fact just learned and not necessarily…
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To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake.
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BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You're not a human being until you're in my phone book.
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Don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.
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Isn’t that weird, we’ve made nature against the law. That’s how un-natural we’ve become.
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What does an atheist scream when they come?
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We'll see who believes in me now. I am the Prankster God – I am killing me!
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Yesterday, some hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shaftesbury.
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No one knows what it's like … to be a dustbin … in Shaftesbury … with hooligans …
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All your beliefs, they're just that. They're nothing. They're how you were taught and raised. That doesn't make 'em real.
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All day long you see those commercials: 'Here's Your Brain, Just Say No'...and the next commercial is: 'This Bud's For You.'
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Are gun rights advocates arguing that roving gangs...shooting innocent bystanders constitutes a 'well-regulated militia'?
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Been on what I call my Flying Saucer Tour--appearing in small Southern towns--in front of handfuls of hillbillies.
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Billy Ray Cyrus does not smoke. Michael Bolton doesn't...Paula Abdul doesn't...there does seem to be a pattern.
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If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.
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