Best Bill Hicks Sayings
- In Australia...they celebrate Easter the same...by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit...left chocolate eggs in the night Australia
- Is it impossible to imagine Americans sneaking into Mexico en masse, seeking regular employment and a better way of life? Americans
- Is it my business if somebody wants to burn a flag?...No, it's not...That's called logic and it'll help us all evolve... All
- It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party. America
- It's my object to be stared at like a dog that's just been shown a card trick. Been
- It's not that I disagreed with Bush's economic policy... I believed he was a child of Satan here to destroy the planet... Believed
- Laughter makes the bitter swallowing of truth, for some, a little easier. Bitter
- Let's do some comedy. I always like to add some comedy to my show. Those who've seen me before might know that. Add
- Marijuana grows naturally...Don't you think making nature against the law seems a bit, I don't know, unnatural? Bit
- Man, the Beatles were so high, they let Ringo sing a coupla tunes. Tell me they weren't partyin'. Beatles
- Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that's why you giggle the first hour. Cow
- Nonsmokers--this is for you and you only. Ready? Nonsmokers die every day. Sleep tight. Day
- Our next Cold War ought to be with ourselves...After all, who poses the biggest danger to the American environment? We do. All
- Oh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you. God
- Oh--won't we party hard when L.A. goes kersplash?...L.A. fell in the ocean?... There is a God. He loves us all so much. All
- People are bringing SHOTGUNS to UFO sightings...brings a whole new meaning to that phrase 'You ain't from around here, ar'ya?' Bringing
- People always snap and think they're Jesus. How come no one ever snaps and thinks they're Buddha? Buddha
- Pornography is any act that has no artistic merit and causes sexual thoughts...Sounds like almost every commercial on TV to me. Act
- Rock stars against drugs--that's what we want, isn't it? Government-approved rock-n-roll? Woo! We're partying now! Approved
- Rock stars hawking Diet Cokes--are demons set loose on the Earth to lower the standards for the perfect & holy children of God! Children
- So scary watching the news...Like Iraq...could ever under any stretch of the imagination be any threat to us whatsoever. Any
- Sixteen years I've pounded my head against the mentality of America, which...I'd say it's about an 8th grade emotional level. America
- Sometimes my dad even gets on this kick--'You hate this country'....I have to tell him...I just hate being lied to. Country
- Surgeon General's warning ought to read: Smoking has been determined t0 cause cancer, heart disease & rednecks with seniority. Been
- That's starting to depress me about UFOs. The fact that they cross galaxies...and always end up in places like Fyfe, Alabama. Alabama