All Bill Hicks Quotes
- Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive. Any
- You know all the money we spend on nuclear weapons and defense every year? Trillions of dollars? Correct? Trillions. Instead, if we spent that money… All
- You are the imagination of yourself. Funny
- The eyes of love see all of us as one. All
- I have something to tell you non-smokers that I know for a fact that you don't know, and I feel it's my duty to pass… All
- The world's like a ride in a fairground & when you choose to go on it you think it's real, that's how powerful our minds… Choose
- Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally on our planet, serves a thousand different functions, all of them positive. To make marijuana against… All
- You're not a human till you're in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring. Book
- You want a better world...? Legalize pot right now. ...end the deficit? Legalize pot right now...biggest cash crop in America. America
- You all saw him - he had a gun. All
- Will there be titty? Sure. Boom! I'm a producer. Where you been all our life, boy? We been lookin for you in Hollywood. All
- 'Where's Bill going?' He's going to comedy death. Boom! He pops out of it with another joke. It's my particular style. Another Joke
- When you're...stepping over a guy on the sidewalk...does it ever occur to you to think, 'Wow. Maybe our system doesn't work?' Doe
- What's gonna happen to the arms industry when we realize we're all One?...You can see why the government's cracking down. All
- What do you say we lighten things up and talk about abortion?... Abortion
- Well we looked at all the people in the Bible and we added 'em up all the way back to Adam and Eve, their ages:… Adam
- We are one with God and He loves us. Now if that isn't a hazard to this country-How're we gonna keep building nuclear weapons? Building
- 'Warning: Smoking may cause fetal injury or premature birth.'...Found MY brand! Just don't get the ones that say 'lung cancer.' Birth
- This is the idea that has made me...an anonymous figure in America...If you have children here tonight...they are NOT special. America
- Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control. Here's Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid. America
- See we just had a misunderstanding. I thought we lived in the U.S. of A., the United States of America. But actually we live in… Advertising
- Okay, I got one word to ask you, a one word question, ready? Ask
- Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer! ... That's the story of Jesus. Drawer
- Mister, I don't want no trouble. I just came downtown here to get some hard rock candy for my kids, some gingham for my wife.… Came
- Jesus-murdered. Martin Luther King-murdered. Gandhi-murdered. Malcolm X-murdered. Reagan-wounded. Gandhi