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- Good comedy helps people know they're not alone. Great comedy provides an answer.
- I don't identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.
- I saw...a kid on a leash. You seen these people? Kid on a leash? How horrible. Put him in the pound where he belongs.
- People are bringing SHOTGUNS to UFO sightings...brings a whole new meaning to that phrase 'You ain't from around here, ar'ya?'
- People always snap and think they're Jesus. How come no one ever snaps and thinks they're Buddha?
- To me pornography is...spending all your money and not educating the people in America, but spending it instead on weapons.
- Truly, the only stupid people I've ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television.
- We killed 6 innocent people, launching 22, I think $3 million apiece missiles on Baghdad...that's a little bit overdoing it.
- How come people always flip and think they're Jesus? Why not Buddha? Particularly in America, where more people resemble Buddha than Jesus. 'Ah'm BUDDHA!' 'You're…
- I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, 'What's wrong?' Nothing. 'Well, it takes more energy to frown than…
- How many of y'all wondered, like I did, during the LA riots when those people were being pulled out of their trucks and beaten half…
- Well we looked at all the people in the Bible and we added 'em up all the way back to Adam and Eve, their ages:…
- It's you people dying from nothing that are screwed. I got all sorts of neat gadgets waiting for me...oxygen tent, iron lung.
- I am a misanthropic humanist... Do I like people? They're great, IN THEORY.
- I think it's interesting how people act on their beliefs. A lot of Christians, for instance, wear crosses around their necks. Nice sentiment, but do…
- Why do we put people who are on drugs in jail? They're sick, they're not criminals. Sick people don't get healed in prison. You see?…
- As long as one person lives in darkness then it seems to be a responsibility to tell other people.
- People are bringing shotguns to UFO sightings in Fife, Alabama. I asked a guy, "Why do you bring a gun to a UFO sighting?" Guy…
- People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with itself.
- When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.
- The best kind of comedy to me is when you make people laugh at things they've never laughed at, and also take a light into…
- I began working quite young, writing, growing, maturing, always striving to top myself - to make people laugh hard at things they know and believe…
- People in the U.K. share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with itself. They have a sense of irony, which America…
- The world is like a ride in an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how…
- People often ask me where I stand politically. It's not that I disagree with Bush's economic policy or his foreign policy, it's that I believe…
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- Culture relates to objects and is a phenomenon of the world; entertainment relates to people and is a phenomenon of life. — Hannah Arendt
- Aside from a handful of guys boxing is missing the good trainers, that's why our sport is so in the air now… — Alexis Arguello
- I work with really hard-working people who are really good at what they do. — J. J. Abrams
- As far as we are concerned, we are ready to leave today, tomorrow, at any time, to join the people of Haiti,… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- When you care about human beings, you do your best to not repress and to not let people to repress and to… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- As we all know, many people remain buried under tons of rubble and debris, waiting to be rescued. When we think of… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- I know how the American people care for that democratic principle. They want to see their vote respected. As we in Haiti… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Sometimes people who want to understand Haiti from a political perspective may be missing part of the picture. They also need to… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life. — Aristophanes
- Both oligarch and tyrant mistrust the people, and therefore deprive them of their arms. — Aristotle