"People are bringing shotguns to UFO sightings in……" — Bill Hicks

People are bringing shotguns to UFO sightings in Fife, Alabama. I asked… - Bill Hicks
"People are bringing shotguns to UFO sightings in Fife, Alabama. I asked a guy, "Why do you bring a gun to a UFO sighting?" Guy said, "Way-ul, we didn' wanna be ab-duc-ted." If I lived in Fife, Alabama, I would be on my hands and knees every night praying for abduction."

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