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- You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That's like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on.
- I've had good times on drugs...bad times on drugs...But I've had good and bad relationships...and I'm not giving up pussy.
- Oh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you.
- That's starting to depress me about UFOs. The fact that they cross galaxies...and always end up in places like Fyfe, Alabama.
- The puppet on the right shares my beliefs, the puppet on the left is more to my liking. Hey...there's one guy holding up both!
- Would you let the aliens land, please? They might be here to pick me up.
- I was told when I grew up I could be anything I wanted: a fireman, a policeman, a doctor – even President, it seemed. And…
- I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.
- I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, 'What's wrong?' Nothing. 'Well, it takes more energy to frown than…
- What do you say we lighten things up and talk about abortion?...
- Well we looked at all the people in the Bible and we added 'em up all the way back to Adam and Eve, their ages:…
- Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control. Here's Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid.
- The waitress comes over to me like, 'What'chu readin' for?' I had never been asked that. Not 'What am I reading?' but 'What am I…
- The world is like a ride in an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how…
- I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can beat up your dad." I'd say…
- I'm not into those kind of rivalries. I remember standing out in front of Stratford, minding my own business. Carload of about eighty kids would…
- The whole image is that eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions God's infinite love. That's the message we're brought up with, isn't it? Beleive or…
- I love talking about the Kennedy assasination. The reason I do is because I'm fascinated by it. I'm fascinated that our government could lie to…
- Go back to bed, America, your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed America, your government is in control. Here,…
- We gotta come to some new ideas about life folks ok? I'm not being blase about abortion, it might be a real issue, it might…
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