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Thinking Quotes by Bill Hicks
- I used to drink, I did. I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I'd get pulled over by the cops, I'd be…
- You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That's like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on.
- I was in Australia....Lotta leg room down under. Apartments: dollar a month. 2000-acre den....think of the parties.
- Marijuana grows naturally...Don't you think making nature against the law seems a bit, I don't know, unnatural?
- Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that's why you giggle the first hour.
- People always snap and think they're Jesus. How come no one ever snaps and thinks they're Buddha?
- We killed 6 innocent people, launching 22, I think $3 million apiece missiles on Baghdad...that's a little bit overdoing it.
- You know what I hate about working? Bosses...The very idea that ANYONE could be my boss, well...I think you see the conflict.
- How come people always flip and think they're Jesus? Why not Buddha? Particularly in America, where more people resemble Buddha than Jesus. 'Ah'm BUDDHA!' 'You're…
- How many of y'all wondered, like I did, during the LA riots when those people were being pulled out of their trucks and beaten half…
- The world's like a ride in a fairground & when you choose to go on it you think it's real, that's how powerful our minds…
- When you're...stepping over a guy on the sidewalk...does it ever occur to you to think, 'Wow. Maybe our system doesn't work?'
- And on the seventh day, god stepped back and said and said, "This is my creation, perfect in every way... oh, dammit I left all…
- It's all about money, not freedom. If you think you're free, try going somewhere without money, okay?
- I think it's interesting how people act on their beliefs. A lot of Christians, for instance, wear crosses around their necks. Nice sentiment, but do…
- Dinosaur fossils were placed in rocks by prankster God just to make human beings think the world is older than it is.
- If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them.
- The world is like a ride in an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how…
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