All Bill Hicks Quotes
- People in the U.K. share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with itself. They have a sense of irony, which America… America
- Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing… Acid
- The world is like a ride in an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how… Afraid
- I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes. Bullshit
- I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can beat up your dad." I'd say… Along
- I smoke to fill the potholes in my soul Fill
- The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions Abortion
- People often ask me where I stand politically. It's not that I disagree with Bush's economic policy or his foreign policy, it's that I believe… Ask
- I'm glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you know what happened to me? I laid in a field… All
- Folks, it's time to evolve. That's why we're troubled. You know why our institutions are failing us, the church, the state, everything's failing? It's because,… Church
- Eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions god's infinite love. Anyone
- I can't watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust. Five
- I ascribe to Mark Twain's theory that the last person who should be President is the one who wants it the most. The one who… Ascribe
- On the theft of his material by Denis Leary: "I have a scoop for you. I stole his act. I camouflaged it with punchlines, and… Act
- I loved when Bush came out and said, 'We are losing the war against drugs.' You know what that implies? There's a war being fought,… Bush
- Oh sorry, I was taking life seriously. Funny
- Let me tell you about gays in the military. I don't want any gay people hanging around me while I'm killing kids. I just don't… Any
- not all drugs are good.. some of them are great All
- What are you reading for? Funny
- This is where we are at right now, as a whole. No one is left out of the loop. We are experiencing a reality based… Based
- If you want to understand a society, take a good look at the drugs it uses. And what can this tell you about American culture?… Alcohol
- Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a… Bit
- I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck. All
- They Want You To Be A Docile Apathetic Consumer Apathetic
- Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns,… All