"I can't watch TV longer than five minutes……" — Bill Hicks
"I can't watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust."
More Five Quotes
- I'm luckier than my grandfather, who didn't move more than five miles from the village in which he was born. — David Attenborough
- The last four or five hundred years of European contact with Africa produced a body of literature that presented Africa… — Chinua Achebe
- My parents were early converts to Christianity in my part of Nigeria. They were not just converts; my father was… — Chinua Achebe
- My husband and I had five biological children but we also have been raising 23 foster children. — Michele Bachmann
- I'm not only a lawyer, I have a post doctorate degree in federal tax law from William and Mary. I… — Michele Bachmann
- I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me. — Tallulah Bankhead
- Not only don't I know who I am, but I'm very suspicious of people who do know who they are.… — Tom Baker
- He who prays five times a day is in the protection of God, and he who is protected by God… — Abu Bakr
- Bush wasn't elected, he was selected - selected by five judges up in Washington who voted along party lines. — Alec Baldwin
- Look at the product pipeline, look at the fantastic financial results we've had for the last five years. You only… — Steve Ballmer
- There are plenty of good five cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter. — Franklin P. Adams
- I think that the team that wins game five will win the series. Unless we lose game five. — Charles Barkley