Bullshit Quotes

680 quotes by 489 authors

Women have to work much harder to make it in this world. It really pisses me off that women don't get the same opportunities as… — Beyonce Knowles
All this role model bullshit; you don't have any extra responsibilities because you made some good songs! Your only responsibility is to make good songs. — Kanye West
I felt like I was definitely robbed, and I refuse to give any politically correct bullshit ass comment. I was the best new artist this… — Kanye West
In the 'bullshit department' a businessman can't hold a candle to a clergyman. — George Carlin
When in comes to bullshit...bigtime, major league bullshit...you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims...religion. — George Carlin
Develop a built-in bullshit detector. — Ernest Hemingway
Men, this stuff that some sources sling around about America wanting out of this war, not wanting to fight, is a crock of bullshit. Americans… — George S. Patton
Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit. — Will Smith
I like to read the bible in public places where people are watching me read it. And I like to mumur out to myself: 'Bullshit!' — Zach Galifianakis
Bullshit is unavoidable when circumstances require someone to talk without knowing what he is talking about. Thus, the production of bullshit is stimulated whenever a… — Harry Frankfurt
People think life is real complicated. Actually, there's nothing to it. Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets… — George Carlin
People bullshit and fakeness are the main reasons why I like to be alone. — Megan Fox
I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit. — Jim Cornette
The only thing I can say that is not bullshit is that you do have to learn to write in a way that you would… — Kevin Canty
I wish that we lived in a time and a generation where people would stop viewing my honesty as overly emotional. People always act like… — Drake
Wine buffs write and talk as though the food and wine will be in your mouth at the same time, that one is there to… — Clement Freud
Life is too short for grief. Or regret. Or bullshit. — Edward Abbey
Night and gin and music-the right setting for peeling off the thin clinging layers of bullshit and finding one's way down closer to the essential… — John D. MacDonald
The work is what it is and hopefully it's seen as feminist work, or feminist-advised work, but I'm not going to go around espousing theoretical… — Cindy Sherman
I feel like young girls are told, I donâ€™t know, that they have to be this kind of princess and fragile. Itâ€™s bullshit. I identify… — Emma Watson

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