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680 Bullshit quotes by 421 unique authors

You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that you have to… — Chris Rock
It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya. — George Carlin
love the life you live. live the life you love. — Bob Marley
Curiosity, that's what kills us. Not muggers or all that bullshit about the ozone layer. It's our own hearts and minds. — Woody Allen
Here's a phrase that apparently the airlines simply made up: near miss. They say that if 2 planes almost collide, it's a near miss. Bullshit,… — George Carlin
The show's writers had peppered the piece with words like "savage," "wild," and "animalistic." What bullshit. Show me the animal that kills for the thrill… — Kelley Armstrong
..."better to have loved and lost" bullshit. Don't show me paradise and then burn it down. — Harlan Coben
Ninety-nine percent of everything that goes on in most Christian churches has nothing whatsoever to do with the actual religion. Intelligent people all notice this… — Neal Stephenson
I want you to know it was no big deal...those movies showing women screaming in labor are plain bullshit....there's nothing to it...you just push and… — Judy Blume
Avant-garde is French for bullshit — John Lennon
Knowledge without mileage equals bullshit. — Henry Rollins
People were standing up everywhere shouting, "This is me! This is me!" Every time you looked at them they stood up and told you who… — Philip Roth
I don't say anything and he casually leans against my desk, picking up the novel that's sitting there. "It's bullshit," he tells me, flicking through… — Melina Marchetta
Religion has what is EASILY the greatest bullshit story of all time. — George Carlin
My bullshit meter is reading that as 'false'. — Charlaine Harris
On the chessboard of his godforsaken existence, the pieces were lined up, the play preordained. Man, so many times in life you didn't get to… — J R Ward
People always say it's harder to heal a wounded heart than a wounded body. Bullshit. It's exactly the opposite—a wounded body takes much longer to… — Xiaolu Guo
No. --Claire Bullshit! Yes, a world of yes. --Eve — Rachel Caine
There are only three people in life you can never fool--pawnbrokers, whores, and your mother. Since your mother's dead, I've taken her place. Hence, I'm… — Scott Lynch
It's bullshit to think of friendship and romance as being different. They're not. They're just variations of the same love. Variations of the same desire… — Rachel Cohn
The trouble with giving yourself a pep talk is, that deep down you know it's all bullshit. — Sophie Kinsella
The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you can't achieve it. — Jordan Belfort
The Sophists had this idea: Forget this idea of what's true or not—what you want to do is rhetoric; you want to be able to… — David Foster Wallace
Whatever you see you gotta keep a sense of humor; you gotta be able to smile through all the bullshit. — Tupac Shakur
Visions! omens! hallucinations! miracles! ecstasies! gone down the American river! Dreams! adorations! illumnations! religions! the whole boatload of sensitive bullshit! — Allen Ginsberg

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