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This is what the real, no bullshit value of your liberal arts education is supposed to be about: how to keep from going through your… — David Foster
I love acting. Oh, God, I love it. But all this fame and all this bullshit attention. I'm not supernatural. I've done nothing extremely special… — Heath Ledger
For people considering suicide, it is bullshit. Endure the moment. — Courtney Love
I want to be a man's man-not a kid actor or a glitzy pop star but a no-bullshit leading man. — Scott Eastwood
I mean, let's face it, it's 2000 and people are beginning to wake up on some level. I think that, as I was saying earlier,… — Gale Harold
To be true to myself, to be the person that was on the inside of me, and not play games. That's what I'm trying to… — Janis Joplin
As a woman, I know you're young but you gotta hear it now,the most valuable part about you is your brain. Get an education,don't let… — Sophia Bush
I don't believe in depression. There's no such thing. It's an invention. It's bullshit, it's a cop out. — John Waters
What I have against religion is that they start you when you are so defenseless. I mean, I was three when they started pumping this… — Bill Maher
I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their… — Vin Diesel
You think you know yourself, the world. You believe you've got a bead on everybody else's bullshit, but what about your own? — Sam Lipsyte
The bullshit never ends. That’s the main thing to remember. It never ends. — Sam Lipsyte
Emotional luggage nothing of it, I don't check bags, I just carry on, leave that bullshit in the past — Curren$y
Everything really needs to be paraben-free for me. I mean, because if I’m going to smoke cigarettes, then I need to be aware of all… — Erin Wasson
Man, I've been to jail. It was hell in there, but I survived, If they put me back, I'll come out again. I'm one of… — Don King
We're at a time when we are being presented with undeniable changes in the global climate and fundamental issues that affect every single one of… — Thom Yorke
The difference between me and Bono is that he's quite happy to go and flatter people to get what he wants and he's very good… — Thom Yorke
Americans need bullshit the way koala bears need eucalyptus leaves. They've become totally addicted to it. They get so much of it back home that… — Michael Moorcock
I refuse to cater to the bullshit of innocence. — Maurice Sendak
This world is bullshit. And you shouldn't model your life — wait a second — you shouldn't model your life about what you think that… — Fiona Apple
There was a lot of tabloid journalism about my supposed sex addiction. Bullshit. It's all bullshit. I mean, come on, I never pretended to be… — Michael Douglas
You are right to be wary. There is much bullshit. Be wary of me too, because I may be wrong. Make up your own mind… — Mark Rippetoe
That first shrink I saw when I got back to Clayton Falls told me no one is a lost cause, but I think that’s bullshit.… — Unknown Author
They knew bullshit, and they knew about the ruling class; dying for a ruling class cause was almost always bullshit. — William Kittredge
There's a lot of Hollywood bullshit about flying. I mean, look at the movies about test pilots or fighter pilots who face imminent death. The… — Robin Olds

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