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680 Bullshit quotes by 421 unique authors

Loretta, I love you. Not like they told you love is, and I didn't know this either, but love don't make things nice - it… — John Patrick Shanley
whenever they get a chance, never fear, people make you waste hours and months ... they use you as a wall to bounce their bullshit… — Louis-Ferdinand Celine
Recycling and speed limits are bullshit. They're like someone who quits smoking on his deathbed. — Chuck Palahniuk
Screw reality. It don’t feed my dog. It don’t make my Porsche payments. It don’t get me laid. Bullshit does that…and I like it that… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Hardly a pure science, history is closer to animal husbandry than it is to mathematics in that it involves selective breeding. The principal difference between… — Tom Robbins
And if you eat enough of those souls, they begin to corrupt you until you become one of them. Everyone knows that. (Kat) Only if… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Oh, you’re going to die all right. All of you. And for what you’ve done to my brother you will suffer unimaginably! (Kessar) Yada, yada,… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
There wasn't a lot of bullshit in my heaven. — Alice Sebold
He had then warned his daughter not to violate the Eleventh Commandment. "Which one is that?" I asked her. "Do not bullshit thy father," she… — Erich Segal
Have you ever heard of feng shui? (Randy) Yeah. It’s the ‘put the mirror on your door and sleep in the right direction’ bullshit. (Steele) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Very well." He sat cross-legged on the floor of the cage. "You haven't run off so you want to talk. I will hear your explanation… — Ilona Andrews
Never tell a lie when you can bullshit your way through it — Eric Ambler
It is impossible for someone to lie unless he thinks he knows the truth. Producing bullshit requires no such conviction. — Harry Frankfurt
Bullshit is unavoidable whenever circumstance require someone to talk without knowing what he is talking about. — Harry Frankfurt
You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house. — Justin Halpern
Most books about writing are filled with bullshit. Fiction writers, present company included, don’t understand very much about what they do—not why it works when… — Stephen King
no matter what bullshit you heard, hes still mine! he'll always be mine — P. C. Cast
Everyone knows ladies love Cajuns. It's in our blood and our language is the language of romance." "Your language is the language of bullshit. You're… — Christine Feehan
Nothing stands for content-free corporate bullshit quite like PowerPoint. And that's just scratching the surface... — Charles Stross
Everything he did was at least partial and often total bullshit” (402). — Jonathan Franzen
This is a short book because most books about writing are filled with bullshit. — Stephen King
Funny how when your life is mostly bullshit, you turn off feeling. Sometimes it's hard to turn it back on again. — Ellen Hopkins
Greenspan's eventual explanation for the growing gap between stock prices and actual productivity was that, fortuitously, the laws of nature had changed -- humanity had… — Matt Taibbi
She might not be as strong as everyone she met, or as fast, or even as smart. But she could bullshit with the best of… — Laura Lippman
There's no need to wait for the bad things and bullshit to be over. Change now. Love now. Live now. Don't wait for people to… — Kris Carr

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