Best Bullshit Proverbs

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Dying is overrated. Human sentimentality has twisted it into the ultimate act of love. Biggest load of bullshit in the world. Dying for someone isn't… — Karen Marie Moning
Anybody's true nature is bullshit. There is no human soul. Emotion is bullshit. Love is bullshit. — Chuck Palahniuk
It's amazing how words can do that, just shred your insides apart. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can never hurt me… — Lauren Oliver
Don't you give me that postmodern bullshit. There is truth, There is a truth. And what you want, or you feel, or you need, isn't… — Carol Plum-Ucci
The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit. — Richard Pryor
This place is just too frickin precious," the cop said, eyeing a guy dressed in a hot pink leisure suit with makeup to match. "Give… — J R Ward
I'm just giving you some spiel, the ludicrous plot of a novel, a story I invented to touch your heart—one-third bullshit, one-third booze, and one-third… — Antonio Lobo Antunes
Crosses only scare vampires away because they're allergic to bullshit. — Richard Pryor
I’d missed him so much, it almost hurt. It started the moment I left the Keep and nagged at me all day. Every day I… — Ilona Andrews
He leaped to his feet, grabbed her, and spun her to face him. "No more bullshit, Sin. Feel what you've done." He took her hand… — Larissa Ione
These corporations run our culture, and they riddle it with bullshit. — Ben Goldacre
I read once that you need two things to be happy: any two of health, money, and love. You can cover the absense of one… — Max Barry
But this is one of the things that makes rap at its best so human. It doesn't force you to pretend to be only one… — Jay-Z
As far as the Council is concerned, the U.S. Wardens are a bunch of mushrooms." "Eh?" "Kept in the dark and fed on bullshit. — Jim Butcher
And I guess that in some way I'm falling for you because you are who you are. It's easy to sleep with you because there's… — Steig Larsson
Sookie, what have we done? And to whom?" "I killed a chicken. And I cooked it." "Sookie, Sookie. My bullshit meter is reading that as… — Charlaine Harris
Incidentally, did you know that the whole eight glasses a day thing is complete bullshit and has no scientific basis? So many things are like… — John Green
Apparently people don't like the truth, but I do like it; I like it because it upsets a lot of people. If you show them… — Lemmy Kilmister
That’s what death did, it treated you like a child, like everything you had ever thought and done and cared about was just a child’s… — Lev Grossman
Bullshit, as you Americans say. He's Irish. The Irish say bullshit too. — Kevin Hearne
This is how I feel, I can't name it straight out but it seems important, do you feel it too?-- this sort of direct question… — David Foster Wallace
Keys," she repeated, and slowly stepped back. "What do you mean, keys?" "Car keys. As in, give them up. Now." Shane had that look --… — Rachel Caine
You have heard the expression 'love is blind'" "I think it's bullshit. Lust dazzles, sure, at least for the short term. But love clears the… — Nora Roberts
You’re seriously not joking?” – Sundown “Really? How many more times are you going to ask me that? I could be on a beach right… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
We’re a different sort of thief here, Lamora. Deception and misdirection are our tools. We don’t believe in hard work when a false face and… — Scott Lynch

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