"The reason people use a crucifix against vampires……" — Richard Pryor

"The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit."

— Richard Pryor

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61 Quotes by Richard Pryor

Richard Pryor has 61 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

If you want a friend, you don't buy a friend, Eric, you earn a friend through love and trust and…
When I was in Africa, this voice came to me and said, Richard, what do you see? I said, I…
I don't want to go through life as a Wonder Wheel murderer!
There are only two pieces of pussy you're gonna get in your entire life, that's your first and your last.
Have you ever noticed how quiet you get when you go in the woods? It's almost like you know that…
Rosa Parks showed us all that one little person can make a whole bunch of noise without so much as…
When that fire hit your ass, it will sober your ass up quick! I saw something, I went, Well, that's…
Who you gonna believe-me or your lying eyes?
I think about dying. I've come to realize we all die alone in one way or another.
I can't just say the words, do a lot of one-liners. I love each person I play; I have to…
I won't talk about what it was like in prison, except to say I'm glad I'm out and that I…
I think about being married again, having a home and a wife. No one can ever be married too many…

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More Allergic Quotes

This quote is filed under Allergic Quotes, one of 104 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

Humans are allergic to change. They love to say, 'We've always done it this way.' I try to fight that.… — Grace Hopper
I'm allergic to coming in second but I never sneeze. — Drake
I think once I made up my mind that I was allergic to alcohol, and that's what I learned, it… — Betty Ford
Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit. — Will Smith
The only thing I'm afraid of is bees. I don't like bees. I'm allergic to them. — Kobe Bryant
I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. — Robert Downey, Jr.
I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit. — Jim Cornette
There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say… — Dustin Hoffman
One of the things I have an allergic reaction to playing, especially as a black actor, is the mandatory kind… — David Oyelowo
If you are allergic to alcohol... can you take shots for that? — Shmuel Breban
I hate ugliness. You know I'm allergic to ugliness. — Imelda Marcos
The only thing I'm allergic to is criticism. — David Lee Roth

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