Best Bullshit Quotations
680 Bullshit quotes by 421 unique authors
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But it feels good to love a thing and not expect anything back. It feels good to not get an argument or any pushiness or…
— A.S. King
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I'd define it as self-awareness: an ability to trust your own judgment. An ability to see through veils of bullshit or spins on stories or…
— Joe
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Most of the media bullshit you about who they are. We don’t. We’re not programming to conservatives, we’re just not eliminating their point of view.
— Roger Ailes
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Love is the direct opposite of hate. By definition it's something you can't feel for more than a few minutes at a time, so what's…
— Judith Perelman Rossner
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Don't bullshit' just play.
— Wynton Marsalis
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It would just be a pamphlet. Three pages. The first page would be Drugs I Have Taken and then a list. The next page would…
— Unknown Author
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It's ignorant! The stereotype is guys that are weak and have failing relationships write about how sad they are. If you listen to our songs,…
— Brendon Urie
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When the iPhone was first announced, CEO Steve Jobs spewed enough BS to cover a football field full of babies 3 feet deep in bullshit,…
— Maddox
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I once heard some idiot on the radio saying that all great art has suffering as its dominant theme, and that the greatest artists are…
— Bart Yates
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You don't make up for your sins in church. You do it in the streets. You do it at home. The rest is bullshit and…
— Martin Scorsese
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After becoming established as a surfboard manufacturer and surf film producer whose films were shown on TV, all of a sudden all the teachers and…
— Greg Noll
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I love you is eight letters...then again, so is bullshit.
— Ville Valo
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All screenwriting books are bullshit, all. Watch movies, read screenplays. Let them be your guide.
— Brian Koppelman
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The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic election
— George Carlin
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Yesterday's truth is today's bullshit. Even yesterday's liberating insight is today's jail of stale explanation.
— Brad Blanton
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By the way, two wars are in an endless state of sorrow. Egypt about burned to the ground and all you people care about is…
— Charlie Sheen
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I've never seen any life transformation that didn't begin with the person in question finally getting tired of their own bullshit.
— Elizabeth Gilbert
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I’d always heard that when you truly love someone, you’re happy for them as long they’re happy. But that’s a lie. That’s higher-road bullshit. If…
— Julie Murphy
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Our entire civilization is built on a foundation of unfixable bullshit.
— Joe Rogan
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My aim is to be understood by everyone. I reject the 'depth' that people demand nowadays, into which you can never descend without a diving…
— George Grosz
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There’s no “correct path” to becoming a real artist. You might think you’ll gain legitimacy by going to university, getting published, getting signed to a…
— Amanda Palmer
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"Why is it sports is the only thing white people see us being successful at? I don't want to play football," he said. "I wanna…
— Sue Monk Kidd
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MBA students come out with: 'My staff is my most important asset.' Bullshit. Staff is usually your biggest cost. We all employ some lazy bastards…
— Michael O'Leary
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All flights are fuelled with Leprechaun wee and my bullshit!
— Michael O'Leary
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I am tortured too. I am tortured by belly fat and magazine covers about how to please everyone but myself. I am tortured by sheep…
— A.S. King
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