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She had never had a boy talk to her like that. There was no cover of bullshit, no flirtation, no added charm, but his look… — Ann Brashares
The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It's dismissive. "I don't understand this person. So they're crazy." That's bullshit. These people are not crazy.… — Dave Chappelle
That macho protective bullshit is just some asshat man pissing on his territory so the other dogs will stay away. — Tammara Webber
Who is there with you?" "Raphael" Kate's voice snapped. "I'll be in Atlanta in three hours. Where are you?" "I said it's nothing major." "Bullshit.… — Ilona Andrews
Sorry, is my new Djinn name Mushroom ? Because I don’t like being kept in the dark and fed bullshit, David. Just so you know. — Rachel Caine
I'm tired of seeing great women in bullshit relationships. — Greg Behrendt
History is hard to know, because of all the hired bullshit, but even without being sure of "history" it seems entirely reasonable to think that… — Hunter S. Thompson
Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. — Chuck Palahniuk
But then, my entire life is bullshit. The best things in it have vanished, ghosts. Ghosts I'll admit I created. — Ellen Hopkins
Whole new theories of money were growing here like mushrooms: in the dark and based on bullshit. — Terry Pratchett
It's total bullshit," he said. "The whole thing. Eighty percent survival rate and he's in the twenty percent? Bullshit. He was such a bright kid.… — John Green
I went on spouting bullshit Encouragements as Gus's parents, arm in arm, hugged each other and nodded at every word. Funerals, I had decided, are… — John Green
Say it, do it, preach it, shout it, but never, absolutely never, believe your own bullshit. — Steve Berry
I am, when you stop to think of it, a member of a fairly select group: the final handful of American novelists who learned to… — Stephen King
Mind you, it’s all bullshit with wine, isn’t it? It’s just f**king vinegar with a fizz, no matter what the tasters say. — Ozzy Osbourne
That's a good question. I don't really remember what it was like before. Whatever I had going on, it was bullshit. It wasn't important. It's… — Louis C. K.
It's bullshit. It's so easy to label people, to look at a list of symptoms and say, "This is who you are. This is what… — Elizabeth Scott
Jesus is Lord, and everything else is bullshit. — Stanley Hauerwas
But she couldn't dismiss easily his light touch with her. No pushing or pressing, none of that herding and corralling bullshit, unlike any of her… — Charles Frazier
He didn't say anything. Didn't try any of the hugging bullshit, either, which was just as well. Instead, he placed a wooden case next to… — J R Ward
School did give me one of the greatest gifts of my life, though. I learned how to read, and for that I remain thankful. I… — Craig Ferguson
You say you’re sick, huh? Well, it looks like you’ve come down with a case of bullshit. — Justin Halpern
Back off, asshole. I haven't had a woman today, so I'm in no mood for this kind of bullshit. — Gena Showalter
What Im trying to say is that what makes you up, its always been around, and it always will be around. So really the only… — Justin Halpern
Sometimes you look at me and it's like all the bullshit gets stripped off and I'm left with what's underneath and I kind of like… — Melina Marchetta

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