Best Bullshit Lines

680 Bullshit quotes by 421 unique authors

It's hard to bullshit the ocean. It's not listening, you know what I mean. — David Crosby
Elvis is English, and climbs the hills. Can't tell the bullshit from the lies. — David Bowie
Your bullshit culture licking can't stop the death watch ticking. — Ozzy Osbourne
There are basically two categories of music: Metal and bullshit. — Bruce Dickinson
The big leap that happened to me and my business came to me when one of my rules disappeared... So much of what we believed… — Vishen Lakhiani
My main goal is to stay alive. To keep fooling myself into hanging around. To keep getting up every day. Right now I live without… — Henry Rollins
I think astrology is annoying bullshit-which is so Libra of me — Dan Savage
Booze, broads and bullshit. If you got all that, what else do you need? — Harry Caray
Learn Languages the Right Way. Language acquisition games and abstract communicative method are bullshit. The second-best way to learn a foreign language is alone in… — Chuck Thompson
The first day of school is bullshit — Lauren Barnholdt
I don't buy into the glory days thing. I think every time has its great things to it. The '60s were such a glorious time… — Joseph Gordon-Levitt
There seems to be a notion in Hollywood that if you want to make money, you have to sacrifice doing good work with integrity. And… — Joseph Gordon-Levitt
One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. — Bob Marley
We lie. That's what we do. You're selling me a line of bullshit and you want me to sell you a line of bullshit back… — Jennifer Egan
There's gon' be some stuff you gon' see that's gon' make it hard to smile in the future. But through whatever you see, through all… — Tupac Shakur
I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit. — Mel Brooks
if i was a woman these days, i'd be killing motherfuckers. my handgun would never cool and my hands would be covered in testicular blood.… — Henry Rollins
The deadliest bullshit is odorless, and transparent. — William Gibson
Literary fiction and poetry are real marginalized right now. There's a fallacy that some of my friends sometimes fall into, the ol' "The audience is… — David Foster Wallace
Intoxicated With the madness I'm in love with My sadness Bullshit beggars, enchanted kingdom Fashion victims through their charcoaled teeth — Billy Corgan
And as an afterthought, this too must be told: Some people have taken pure bullshit and turned it into gold. — Neil Young
Does truth have a moral? — Rick Riordan
Just for the record, the weather today is calm and sunny, but the air is full of bullshit. — Chuck Palahniuk
Bullshit is truly the American soundtrack. — George Carlin
I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes. — Bill Hicks

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