Best Bullshit Sayings

680 Bullshit quotes by 421 unique authors

The goat, for us, is an image that's stuck in our heads since we were kids, coming from Iowa people are like 'Beware the horned… — Corey Taylor
Don't piss your life away with suicide...it's a bullshit way out. — Gerard Way
Give me a man with a little fight in him, a man who calls me on my bullshit. (But who also kind of likes my… — Gillian Flynn
I heard someone say that all black people got rhythm. Bullshit. — Ray Charles
The Three Branches of Government: Money, Television, and Bullshit — P.J. O'Rourke
No celebrity bullshit,no self promotion,an amazingly gifted player who remained an unaffected human being — Roy Keane
When I started, I decided to devote my life to it and not get sidetracked by all the other bullshit life has to offer — Cliff Burton
Music is the only thing in this world, with the exception of sneezing and looking at the sunset, that takes you to a place that's… — Stephan Jenkins
Dreamworlds can maintain themselves only as glimpses. Once the writer transports the reader across the threshold, nothing that was promised can be delivered. What was… — M. John Harrison
I’m a total atheist, and for me it’s just about trying to find something that rises above the banal day-to-day bullshit of living. — Myla Goldberg
And if you look around, if you listen to some music nowdays, I'm not so optimistic...I have the feeling that some of the young people… — Unknown Author
I think all of us are looking for that which does not admit of bullshit . . . If you tell me you can bench… — Harry Crews
First time I saw an alligator gar I damn near threw up. They ain't natural anything get that big. It's ten feet long and three… — Unknown Author
Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable? — M.I.A.
People are not who they say but rather who their actions reveal them to be....Be smart about it. Don't fall for the bullshit. — Ziad K. Abdelnour
There is no definition of a mental disorder. It's bullshit. I mean, you just can't define it. — Jon Rappoport
I haven't played a single game all year. This is bullshit! — Georges Laraque
One of the most salient features of our culture is that there is so much bullshit. — Harry Frankfurt
Bullshit is a greater enemy of the truth than lies are. — Harry Frankfurt
The bullshitter is neither on the side of the true or the side of the false. His eye is not on the facts at all.… — Harry Frankfurt
If you're not operating on an instinctive level, you're not an artist.... Reason over emotion is bullshit, absolute bullshit... We suffocate ourselves in rules. I… — Guillermo del Toro
As I say at the beginning of my workshops, 'Everything I say here is a lie -- bullshit, in other words -- because anything that… — John C. Lilly
People said I should accept the world. Bullshit! I don't accept the world. — Richard Stallman
Plenty of pundits have really high IQs, but they don’t have any discipline in how they look at the world, and so it leads to a… — Nate Silver
One of the more pretentious political self-descriptions is 'Libertarian.' People think it puts them above the fray. It sounds fashionable, and to the uninitiated, faintly… — George Carlin

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