All Bill Hicks Quotes
- Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye. Black
- If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them. All
- Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves. Comedian
- If you're so pro-life, do me a favour: don't lock arms and block medical clinics. If you're so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries. Arms
- It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious. Always Funny
- I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit. Abide
- I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative. Allows
- Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. Any
- Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you. Beneath
- I'm a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day. Comedy
- We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution. Creative
- Listen, the next revolution is gonna be a revolution of ideas. Gonna
- People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with itself. America
- Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to. Both
- I don't do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band. Anymore
- I don't like anything in the mainstream and they don't like me. Comedy
- And if I can take part in it by transforming my own consciousness, then someone else's, I'm happy to do it. Consciousness
- I'm totally confused about what I'm going to do with my life. Confused
- The American dream is a crock. Stop wanting everything. Everyone should wear jeans and have three T-shirts, eat rice and beans. American
- I hate patriotism... I can't stand it. It's a round world last time I checked. Checked
- I'm sorry if any of you are Catholic. I'm not sorry if you're offended, I'm actually just sorry by the fact that you're Catholic. Any
- Ultimately, it is in fun. It is supposed to be highly entertaining. Entertaining
- When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side. Agree
- The best kind of comedy to me is when you make people laugh at things they've never laughed at, and also take a light into… Best
- I began working quite young, writing, growing, maturing, always striving to top myself - to make people laugh hard at things they know and believe… Always Striving