Comedian Quotes

484 quotes by 331 authors

I don't think I was a good comedian. — Brigitte Bardot
I say I'm the only serious comedian in the presidential race. And I'd like to take this opportunity to ask both Romney and Obama to… — Roseanne Barr
When I used to watch comedians with my dad, he laid it all out for me. He wanted to be a comedian himself, and he… — Roseanne Barr
As a standup comedian, I've worked almost every New Year's Eve of my adult life. It's the best-paying night of the year. — Elayne Boosler
I wasn't funny as a kid. I remember enjoying comedians, but I never understood it was a job choice or a profession. — Elayne Boosler
There are many comedians who are afraid to work outside the coasts and the casinos because they're afraid they'll bomb. — Elayne Boosler
It doesn't bother me that I'm not a household word on the East Coast. Baton Rouge, Raleigh, Minneapolis - I'm so popular in these cities… — Elayne Boosler
The comedian sticks as religiously to her theme as a dancer sticks to a diet. — Jo Brand
Christians have always been fodder for comedians who have tended to portray them as anoraks - slightly clammy, beatifically smiley dullards with barely a personality… — Jo Brand
Even though my father was a radio comedian, it wasn't cool to say, at a young age, 'I want to be a comedian.' — Albert Brooks
I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do. — Lenny Bruce
The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds. — Lenny Bruce
My greatest hope was to get discovered as a comedian and get on a sitcom. — Steve Buscemi
I don't think of myself as funny - I don't fill up a room with my humor... I would fail miserably as a stand-up comedian. — Steve Carell
When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show. — Drew Carey
Religion is just mind control. — George Carlin
No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader. — Adam Carolla
The tragedy for comedians is there's nothing more they want than to be liked. We desperately seek approval. It's almost like a personality disorder you… — Jimmy Carr
We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy… — Fred Allen
I've been a comedian since I was fourteen. But I've never really been a CEO. — Dave Chappelle

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