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Comedian Quotes by Jim Gaffigan
- Comedians kind of write what comes to them. You can give yourself little assignments, but it's what inspires you.
- I'm a comedian, which is the opposite of a lifestyle that equips you to be a parent.
- There's something about being a parent that has, I think, made me a better comedian.
- Comics write to their point of view. If you're an exceedingly irreverent comedian, you've got to see where that point of view fits or produces…
- Why would a lazy guy become a parent of five? Then again, why would creative people who inherently don't like change and criticism become writers,…
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