"It doesn't bother me that I'm not a……" — Elayne Boosler
"It doesn't bother me that I'm not a household word on the East Coast. Baton Rouge, Raleigh, Minneapolis - I'm so popular in these cities where you've never imagined an East Coast comedian working."
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76 Quotes by Elayne Boosler
Elayne Boosler has 76 quotes on this site.
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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one.…
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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
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I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me.
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I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car,…
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The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.
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When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
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My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.
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Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
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I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.
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My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to…
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You know, if you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport.
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I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized.…
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More Baton Quotes
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Create your legacy, and pass the baton.
— Billie Jean King
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I listen to the summer symphony outside my window. Truthfully, it's not a symphony at all. There's no tune, no…
— Jerry Spinelli
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Parenthood is the passing of a baton, followed by a lifelong disagreement as to who dropped it.
— Robert Breault
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A young imagination is bold, likes to make bigger leaps. It likes to, well, imagine that the dustbuster is a…
— Mo Rocca
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Fossil bones and footsteps and ruined homes are the solid facts of history, but the surest hints, the most enduring…
— Unknown Author
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God intended motherhood to be a relay race. Each generation would pass the baton on to the next.
— Unknown Author
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Our responsibility is to rally and lead the whole party and the Chinese people of all ethnic groups, take up…
— Xi Jinping
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Baton Rouge happens to be the worst place in the world for a visiting team. It's like being inside a…
— Bear Bryant
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Neither team has really taken the baton by the scruff of the neck and put their stamp on it
— Nigel Worthington
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I had a really good time in New Orleans, although I had some very tragic times in Baton Rouge. Some…
— Ornette Coleman
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PRIVATE, n. A military gentleman with a field-marshal's baton in his knapsack and an impediment in his hope.
— Ambrose Bierce
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The only weapons I ever had were my cello and my baton.
— Pablo Casals
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