"You know, if you need 100 rounds to……" — Elayne Boosler
"You know, if you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport."
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76 Quotes by Elayne Boosler
Elayne Boosler has 76 quotes on this site.
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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one.…
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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
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I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me.
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I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car,…
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The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.
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When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
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My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.
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Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
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I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.
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My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to…
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I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized.…
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Stand-up is like a movie every night. You write it, direct it, produce it, the audience votes, and you go…
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More Deer Quotes
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one of 193 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Envy, like the worm, never runs but to the fairest fruit; like a cunning bloodhound, it singles out the fattest…
— Francis Beaumont
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I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. You step out of the car and…
— Emily Blunt
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I love running cross-country...You come up a hill and see two deer going, 'What the hell is he doing?' On…
— Robin Williams
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Obviously a deer on the fairway has seen you tee off before and knows that the safest place to be…
— Jackie Gleason
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A musk deer searches for the source of the fragrance of musk, but it won't find it because the fragrance…
— Mata Amritanandamayi
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Deerstalking would be a very fine sport if only the deer had guns.
— W. S. Gilbert
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The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself.
— Ramakrishna
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Buffon, who, with all his theoretical ingenuity and extraordinary eloquence, I suspect had little actual information in the science on…
— James Boswell
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The framers gave us the Second Amendment not so we could go deer or duck hunting but to give us…
— Walter E. Williams
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He had mittens, Minjekahwun, Magic mittens made of deer-skin; When upon his hands he wore them, He could smite the…
— Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
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Life in the open is one of my finest rewards. I enjoy and become completely immersed in the high challenge…
— Fred Bear
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Whether hunting is right or wrong, a spiritual experience, or an outlet for the killer instinct, one thing it is…
— Unknown Author
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