"Ever notice that Soup for One is eight……" — Elayne Boosler
"Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?"
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76 Quotes by Elayne Boosler
Elayne Boosler has 76 quotes on this site.
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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one.…
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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
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I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me.
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I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car,…
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The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.
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When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
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My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.
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I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.
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My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to…
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You know, if you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport.
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I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized.…
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Stand-up is like a movie every night. You write it, direct it, produce it, the audience votes, and you go…
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More Aisles Quotes
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And from the phlox and mignonette Rich attars drift on every hand; And when star-vestured twilight comes The pale moths…
— Clinton Scollard
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There is room in the halls of pleasure for a large and lordly train, but one by one we must…
— Ella Wheeler Wilcox
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The point is that petty, frustrating crap like this is exactly where the work of choosing comes in. Because the…
— David Foster Wallace
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Hell came right along with God, hand in hand. The stink of sulfur swirled in the air of the church,…
— Harry Crews
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There's a man in the world who is never turned down, whatever he chances to stray; he gets the glad…
— Walt Whitman
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By creating so many illusory images of physical perfection, whether on store aisles or storefronts ads, magazine covers or TV…
— Adora Svitak
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The hand that rounded Peter's dome, And groined the aisles of Christian Rome, Wrought in a sad sincerity; Himself from…
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Hey, look at this guy Kenny G. with his thing, walking up and down the aisles of the concert hall…
— Jerome Richardson
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The ironic is a mere ancient whisper in this torqued narrative: its odd violence feels true. Today & Tomorrow crashes…
— Unknown Author
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These songs are old friends I have entertained myself with when I'm washing the dishes, driving to the store and…
— Al Jarreau
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I absolutely fell in love with David Cristofanos writing. THE GIRL SHE USED TO BE is that rare novel--its the…
— Unknown Author
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Libraries are magical places. There's nothing quite like strolling the hushed aisles, letting your eye rove along dimly lit shelves.…
— John Jakes
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