Ever Notice Quotes

54 quotes by 46 authors

Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone? — Erma Bombeck
Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix? — Elayne Boosler
Did you ever notice how difficult it is to argue with someone who is not obsessed with being right? — Wayne Dyer
Ever notice Hulk Hogan ain't got no hair on his chest? The only one who's got hair on their chest on their team is Cindy… — Roddy Piper
Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ? — Benny Hill
Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer? — Marilyn Monroe
Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have messed with? That's me. — Clint Eastwood
Didn't you ever notice how it's always people who wish they had somethin' or had done somethin' that hate the hardest? — Grace Metalious
Ever notice that nothing changes the color of paint like putting it on a wall? — Sam Ewing
The last thing a fish would ever notice would be water. — Ralph Linton
Ever notice how seldom we lose control when frustrated by our boss, but how often we do when annoyed by friends or family? — Lynn G. Robbins
Did you ever notice that America is shaped like one big, giant toilet bowl? — Bret Hart
Did you ever notice how many survivors they have? Did you ever notice that? Everybody - every time you turn around, 15,000 survivors meet here,… — David Duke
Everything worthwhile is a good idea, but did you ever notice there is more bad ideas that will work than there is good ones? — Will Rogers
I work very fast and steadily, and I don't hardly ever notice that I'm working. It feels like just breathing or walking when I do… — Werner Herzog
I've always thought a hotel ought to offer optional small animals. I mean a cat to sleep on your bed at night, or a dog… — Anne Tyler
Us sing and dance, make faces and give flower bouquets, trying to be loved. You ever notice that trees do everything to git attention we… — Alice Walker
Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty. — Earl Wilson
Nobody will ever notice that. Filmmaking is not about the tiny details. It's about the big picture. — Ed Wood
Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it. — Steven Wright

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