"Ever notice how irons have a setting for……" — Steven Wright
"Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it."
More Ever Notice Quotes
- Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone? — Erma Bombeck
- Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix? — Elayne Boosler
- Did you ever notice how difficult it is to argue with someone who is not obsessed with being right? — Wayne Dyer
- Ever notice Hulk Hogan ain't got no hair on his chest? The only one who's got hair on their chest… — Roddy Piper
- Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ? — Benny Hill
- Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer? — Marilyn Monroe
- Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have messed with? That's me. — Clint Eastwood
- Didn't you ever notice how it's always people who wish they had somethin' or had done somethin' that hate the… — Grace Metalious
- Ever notice that nothing changes the color of paint like putting it on a wall? — Sam Ewing
- The last thing a fish would ever notice would be water. — Ralph Linton
- Ever notice how seldom we lose control when frustrated by our boss, but how often we do when annoyed by… — Lynn G. Robbins
- Did you ever notice that America is shaped like one big, giant toilet bowl? — Bret Hart