"I wasn't funny as a kid. I remember……" — Elayne Boosler
"I wasn't funny as a kid. I remember enjoying comedians, but I never understood it was a job choice or a profession."
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76 Quotes by Elayne Boosler
Elayne Boosler has 76 quotes on this site.
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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one.…
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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
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I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me.
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I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car,…
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The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.
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When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
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My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.
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Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
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I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.
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My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to…
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You know, if you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport.
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I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized.…
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Every art and every inquiry, and similarly every action and choice, is thought to aim at some good; and for…
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I think it's your own choice if you turn from an angry young man to a bitter, old bastard.
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Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes,…
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Choice of attention - to pay attention to this and ignore that - is to the inner life what choice…
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Even now, we make no apologies for the choice we made. The sacrifices we made were selfless. The options we…
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You are always free to change your mind and choose a different future, or a different past.
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What I want to do is to make sure that we fully repeal Obamacare. This will be one of the…
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