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Funny Quotes by Jim Gaffigan
- Hey, people who travel with their bed pillow. You look insane.
- Meredith Baxter Birney gets beaten by a rod, in the Lifetime Original, Rod.
- My new years resolution? I will be less laz...
- I am originally from Indiana. I know what most of you are thinking: Indiana - mafia.
- You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.
- I just want to be known as funny.
- I'm closer to Bob Newhart than Rodney Dangerfield.
- There's something that's really fun about the challenge of making the mundane funny, too, I think.
- Comics write to their point of view. If you're an exceedingly irreverent comedian, you've got to see where that point of view fits or produces…
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- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin