"Meredith Baxter Birney gets beaten by a rod,……" — Jim Gaffigan

"Meredith Baxter Birney gets beaten by a rod, in the Lifetime Original, Rod."

— Jim Gaffigan

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99 Quotes by Jim Gaffigan

Jim Gaffigan has 99 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Oh great, socks. You know I'm dying for your sins right? Yeah, but thanks for the socks! They'll go great…
Bacon bits are like the fairy dust of the food community.
There should be a children's song: 'If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your…
Whenever one of my children says, 'Goodnight, Daddy,' I always think to myself, 'You don't mean that.
Hey, people who travel with their bed pillow. You look insane.
Failing and laughing at your own shortcomings are the hallmarks of a sane parent.
Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January.
It's so obvious The Weather Channel is pro hurricane. Fair and balanced my ass.
Thanksgiving. It's like we didn't even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is, we overeat. 'Hey, how…
Raising kids may be a thankless job with ridiculous hours, but at least the pay sucks.
There were times in my life when I had one thing to do all day, but I still couldn’t get…
If camping is so great, why are the bugs always trying to get in your house?

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More Baxter Quotes

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There's sort of an open offer to work with a guy in Los Angeles who does big band and orchestra… — Jello Biafra
Anne Baxter was a very good actress, Donna Reid was great. You couldn't name an actress I wasn't crazy about. — Richard Widmark
It was tough for him in that newsroom with Ted Baxter getting all the glory and this poor guy doing… — Gavin MacLeod
Most people, if they were generous, were so because they thought life was short and that one must make the… — Jennifer Donnelly
Tell me or I'll yell for Mr. and Mrs. Baxter, and you can find out how bex became bex — Ally Carter
Ambassador Winters, allow me to introduce my aunt Abby and her....boyfriend.' Townsed tensed. Abby glared. And Rebecca Baxter looked like… — Ally Carter
Covert Operations Report At approximately 0900 hours on Saturday, October 14, Operative Morgan was given a stern lecture by Agent… — Ally Carter
The first decade of the twentieth century was not a great time to be born black and poor and female… — Maya Angelou

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