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Something Quotes by Jim Gaffigan
- I used to have to do readings in church, and it was terrifying. I would never have my glasses. The words are printed so small…
- It's good to be back in New York. I have lived here ten years. I'm originally from Indiana. I know what most of you are…
- Whenever I'm out of town for at least a week, I feel like I should write a postcard or something, but you can be a…
- In the end, the type of parent you are is going to be something that you carry with you. ... Having multiple kids, it's been…
- There's something about being a parent that has, I think, made me a better comedian.
- There's something that's really fun about the challenge of making the mundane funny, too, I think.
- Why would a lazy guy become a parent of five? Then again, why would creative people who inherently don't like change and criticism become writers,…
- I worked on 'USA Today' as a topic for while. I tried to do something on hand chairs, chairs that look like hands. I really…
- When people look and decide they have nothing in common with me - I'm 43, balding, blond, whatever - there's something absolutely invigorating about winning…
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- To create something exceptional, your mindset must be relentlessly focused on the smallest detail. — Giorgio Armani
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