"I worked on 'USA Today' as a topic……" — Jim Gaffigan
"I worked on 'USA Today' as a topic for while. I tried to do something on hand chairs, chairs that look like hands. I really tried. But some topics are not truly universal."
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99 Quotes by Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan has 99 quotes on this site.
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Oh great, socks. You know I'm dying for your sins right? Yeah, but thanks for the socks! They'll go great…
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Bacon bits are like the fairy dust of the food community.
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There should be a children's song: 'If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your…
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Whenever one of my children says, 'Goodnight, Daddy,' I always think to myself, 'You don't mean that.
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Hey, people who travel with their bed pillow. You look insane.
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Failing and laughing at your own shortcomings are the hallmarks of a sane parent.
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Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January.
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It's so obvious The Weather Channel is pro hurricane. Fair and balanced my ass.
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Thanksgiving. It's like we didn't even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is, we overeat. 'Hey, how…
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Raising kids may be a thankless job with ridiculous hours, but at least the pay sucks.
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There were times in my life when I had one thing to do all day, but I still couldn’t get…
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If camping is so great, why are the bugs always trying to get in your house?
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More Chairs Quotes
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I've got too many of my friends that retired and went home and got on a rocking chair, and about…
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Haven't you felt a peculiar sort of worry about the chair in your living room that no one sits in?
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When Whitney Houston died, I felt great sadness. My sadness, of course, was about our collective loss - when you…
— James Belushi
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I served seven years as the chair of the Princeton economics department where I had responsibility for major policy decisions,…
— Ben Bernanke
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When you look at facing retirement in your mid-30s, and all of a sudden the outlet for that passion and…
— Drew Bledsoe
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I am a very lazy man, so, for me, the dream is to be at home on the chair with…
— Andrea Bocelli
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The funny thing is that my husband couldn't be sweeter. He looks like this bad boy. He's got tattoos and…
— Malin Akerman
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If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks…
— Lenny Bruce
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It is totally different making films in the East than in the West. In the East, I make my own…
— Jackie Chan
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I reached a point towards the end on the old heart where I had trouble getting out of a chair.…
— Dick Cheney
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When I go, God's going to have to give up his favourite chair.
— Brian Clough
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I spent my entire career trying to protect the Constitution, the civil rights and the civil liberties of American citizens…
— Barbara Jordan
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