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- Oh great, socks. You know I'm dying for your sins right? Yeah, but thanks for the socks! They'll go great with my sandals. What am…
- There should be a children's song: 'If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep'.
- I watch a lot of TV, I drink a lot of coffee, but you know what's really addictive? Heroin.
- I don't know what's more exhausting about parenting: the getting up early, or acting like you know what you're doing.
- It's good to be back in New York. I have lived here ten years. I'm originally from Indiana. I know what most of you are…
- I'm not a strict vegetarian. I do eat beef and pork. And chicken. But not fish 'cause that's disgusting! How do you know when fish…
- Lean Pockets, I don't even wanna know what's in those. I wonder what the directions are on a box of Lean Pockets: 'Remove from box,…
- You know, I want to teach, but I don’t want to read?
- I am originally from Indiana. I know what most of you are thinking: Indiana - mafia.
- Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.
- Most single guys I know think fatherhood is terrifying.
- You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.
- I don't know, I find that honestly, the stand-up thing in some ways is a little bit of a cliche to carry around, because people…
- I'm a big eater. I mean, a lot of my stand-up is about food, and you write about what you know, and that's the only…
- "I love the movie previews... you know... Why is it whenever you're watching a movie preview you always feel like you have to comment on…
- "I love the inpatience of New York... You ever had somebody not-ask you for directions, but demand them? You're just innocently walking down the street,…
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