"Lean Pockets, I don't even wanna know what's……" — Jim Gaffigan
"Lean Pockets, I don't even wanna know what's in those. I wonder what the directions are on a box of Lean Pockets: 'Remove from box, place directly in toilet.' Flush Pocket!"
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99 Quotes by Jim Gaffigan
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