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Eat Quotes by Jim Gaffigan
- Thanksgiving. It's like we didn't even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is, we overeat. 'Hey, how about at Thanksgiving we just…
- I'm not a strict vegetarian. I do eat beef and pork. And chicken. But not fish 'cause that's disgusting! How do you know when fish…
- There is the vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea.
- Ever eat so much you feel sick? Isn't that the best?
- Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?
- One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.
- Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have…
- I try to only eat animals that are vegan. I'm probably the opposite of a vegan.
- I would say some of the food I talk about that I really enjoy, like cake and bacon, I eat a lot less than I…
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- The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. — Lucille Ball
- I love food and feel that it is something that should be enjoyed. I eat whatever I want. I just don't overeat. — Tyra Banks
- In the hospital, I promised myself that I ever walked again, that I would eat well and swim every day. — Travis Barker
- I eat cheese and salami and a lot of fried chicken. I eat a big bag of oatmeal-raisin cookies every night and… — Ellen Barkin
- Since I had my gastric bypass surgery in 1998, I eat like a bird. Unfortunately, that bird is a California condor. — Roseanne Barr
- I'm a farmer now, and it's fantastic. My goal is to be totally self-sufficient and grow everything that I eat. There's something… — Roseanne Barr
- I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable. — Todd Barry
- I've been a vegetarian for years and years. I'm not judgemental about others who aren't, I just feel I cannot eat or… — Drew Barrymore
- I don't drink milk, and I don't eat bread, pasta or rice. But I eat a lot of meat, chicken, fish and… — Mikhail Baryshnikov