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Eat Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- A moment of silence for all the teenagers whose parents wont let them eat in their room.
- Helpful weight loss tip: Don't eat so much, you fat piece of shit.
- Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.
- Ladies: never trust a guy who goes to McDonalds and orders the Filet-O-Fish. Real men don't eat that shit.
- If I'm what I eat, then why isn't me saying meow?
- CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
- I don't wear vanilla-scented lotion or perfume. Most girls love that crap, but I can't do it. 'Cause I can't be the fat girl that…
- Treat your friend's like you are going to eat'em today.
- There are 2 kinds of people in this world: Takers and Givers Takers Eat Well, Givers Sleep Well..!
- I never eat pussy without a mustard sauce.
- I've seen a grown man eat a whole cucumber. I have seen everything in this world now.
- I eat all kinds of pussy just in case some jerk hacks my Twitter and says I eat all kinds of pussy so I don't…
- I like to 69* *cut my sandwiches diagonally then eat them at the same time
- They say you are what you eat, which is ironic 'cause I always thought guys who don't eat pussy were the biggest pussies.
- Totally cool if anyone wants to unfriend me on facebook- posted 4 times today, but if you unfollow me on twitter I will eat your…
- Teach your children about Tax . Eat 30% of their Icecream.
- When you eat an apple you're eating a tree's balls.
- It's bullshit that I have to wait for a special occasion to eat cake.
- Diet plan: 1. Only eat in front of the mirror. 2. Don't eat ever.
- How long do I have to wait to go swimming after I eat vagina?
More Eat Quotes
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- I'm a mad Gummi fan. I always have Gummis in my trailer. But you can't eat too many because then you get… — Jensen Ackles
- I don't have any particular thing I do ritualistically. I do the same thing every day. I get up. Drink a lot… — Erykah Badu
- The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. — Lucille Ball
- I love food and feel that it is something that should be enjoyed. I eat whatever I want. I just don't overeat. — Tyra Banks
- In the hospital, I promised myself that I ever walked again, that I would eat well and swim every day. — Travis Barker
- I eat cheese and salami and a lot of fried chicken. I eat a big bag of oatmeal-raisin cookies every night and… — Ellen Barkin
- Since I had my gastric bypass surgery in 1998, I eat like a bird. Unfortunately, that bird is a California condor. — Roseanne Barr
- I'm a farmer now, and it's fantastic. My goal is to be totally self-sufficient and grow everything that I eat. There's something… — Roseanne Barr
- I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable. — Todd Barry
- I've been a vegetarian for years and years. I'm not judgemental about others who aren't, I just feel I cannot eat or… — Drew Barrymore
- I don't drink milk, and I don't eat bread, pasta or rice. But I eat a lot of meat, chicken, fish and… — Mikhail Baryshnikov