"I've seen a grown man eat a whole……" — Nikhil Saluja
"I've seen a grown man eat a whole cucumber. I have seen everything in this world now."
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- More and more, Democrats are starting to worry they that they have a more um, colorful version of Jimmy Carter… — Eric Alterman
- Is your cucumber bitter? Throw it away. Are there briars in your path? Turn aside. That is enough. Do not… — Marcus Aurelius
- So I would always try and be the lightest I could. In high school, I really wouldn't eat. I would… — Nicole Polizzi
- Divide by cucumber error. Please reinstall universe and reboot. — Terry Pratchett
- In the last analysis, a pickle is a cucumber with experience. — Irena Chalmers
- In chess, you should be as cool as a cucumber. — Yuliya Snigir
- Life is like a cucumber. One minute it's in your hand, the next it's up you ass. — Lawrence Durrell
- Some kids have never seen what a real tomato looks like off the vine. They don't know where a cucumber… — Michelle Obama
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- My father belonged to a commune, and the food was ghastly. My idea of food hell is the salad cream… — Marianne Faithfull
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- The horse does not eat cucumber salad — Johann Philipp Reis